Hannah: This pillow forms perfectly to the shape of my head. Is this one of those foam pillows from Brookstone? I always wondered who buys those kind of… The hot guy from the bar buys these, of course. You don’t have one of those ridiculous, um, massage chairs, do you? You do?
Jacob: Yeah, I do. I don’t. I don’t. I do.
Hannah: Who would have that? 
Jacob: I would. I have that.
Hannah: How much was it? 
Jacob: Five thousand dollars. Ask me how many times I’ve used it.
Hannah:  How many times have you used it?
Jacob: Twice. That’s $2500 a massage. Twice. I hate it. The Home Shopping Network. But I’m addic… I buy… I’m just the worst.
Hannah: Do you have a Slap Chop?
Jacob: Yes.
Hannah: The knife that cuts through the penny?
Jacob: Yes.
Hannah: Hahaha. What else do you have?
Jacob: Coin Bears.
Hannah: Coin Bears? You don’t have Coin Bears.
Jacob: I have a whole set from each state.

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‘We just talked about our lives in different positions around the room. Most of those things are true—like, I actually won the spelling bee when I was 8 and my dad cried, and I do a Lauren Bacall impression. Ryan really has bought most of those things from infomercials. So we were just laughing at each other and talking. The directors [Glenn Ficarra and John Requa] just gave us a day to hang out.’ - Emma Stone, on shooting that scene